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sorry

woops

it was an accident

my bad

gollly im sorry

i’m so sorry

sorry it was an accident 

it just kind of happened

I’m in another room and I smell food coming from the kitchen

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Walking down the school hallways…

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What I think I look like:
 
What I actually look like:
 

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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”